dictionary : 'dik-sh&-"ner-E noun Etymology: Medieval Latin dictionarium, from Late Latin diction-, dictio word, from Latin, speaking 1 : a reference book containing definitions usually arranged alphabetically 2 : a rod-ism that is just so witty, it must be explained
A-M-F Said at the end of the Rod Ryan Show... The most asked about phrase on the show. Stands for 'Adios Mother Fu**ers!' Attitube What Mark gives to the show members while the songs are playing on the air every Tubesday from .
A Used in place of the word ASS. i.e. Rod never pulls any "A"!
Batch As in "Batch Blue Ryan", Rod's son. "Blue You're My Boy!" Actually, it's just a deposit at the HoustonCenter for Reproductive Medicine. Little Batch is currently -300 degrees and waiting for a mommy.
Boom Goes The Dynamite A clip that Rod plays when Mark Eff"s up during the sports
Bro As in 'Did you call me bro?' Made famous by Astros color man Alan Ashby. Rod feels the need to call all guests this... Syn: "Dude".
Bro-sif Said as a variation of bro. Used to break up the monotony of Guy, Man, Dudes thrown around by Rod on the show.
Bro-Vember Rod has 'officially' changed the name of the month to suit his (ahem) manly ways.
CCanada Rod grew up 20 minutes from the border. Home of the Great Gordon Lightfoot! They are The Hat of our Country!
Chewbacca A creature that made one of the funniest sounds we have ever heard. Chippie A hot little piece of ass aside from your regular stinky chick. Chockers Not really sure, but occasionally Rod sees a hot chick and professes he wants to hit her in the chockers.
Cracker Cake see: Cupcake
Creepy Cat Chick It's simple... a single chick is allowed 2 cats. Any more than that, she is a creepy cat chick. Rod thinks Theresa is headed down this path. Cupcake Rod's term for the Holiest of Holies. see also: Cracker Cake D
Draggin A Wagon Rod brought this up while describing the backside of his on again, off again girlfriend Beyonce'. Other stars thought to be draggin a sweet wagon... Kim Kardashian, J-Lo, Ice T's wife Coco, just to name a few.
'F' Due to the FCC, the word F**K has been deemed indecent for broadcast. 'F' is used in its place, along with 'F'in' and occasionally 'Flippin'. Fiblet The 'under-boob' cleavage. Also referred to as fog lights! Filth A word Rod likes, but ultimately hates its very existence. Rod is obsessed with clean. This is his arch enemy. Ex: Courtney Love. For The Good Of The Show Rod claims this every time he asks someone on the show to do something they don't want to do. Theresa used to claim this is why she was spotted backstage at concerts DURING THE WEEK!!!
Forgy What we like to call a foursome. Hear reports of 'forgies' on Mondays during Sex, Jail, Blood, or Fame.
G D Rod is trying desperately to clean up his potty mouth, so in place of saying "God Damn", he is now using GD when necessary.
Gene Jacket Rod owns a jean jacket with a Gene Simmons Patch sewn on it from the 80's. He calls it His "GENE Jacket"... get it...? It's made of Jean and it has Gene on it so it's his Gene Jacket? Get it? Rod thinks no-one understands this insanely easy concept and will go on for hours about it!!! But it's made of jean material and......... Gey The way Travis used to professes his hetero-sexuality... 'I'm not Gey!'
He-Vage It's a burning question on The Rod Ryan Show... How much man chest or 'he-vage' should a dude show. No ground rules have been set other thatn if you feel your question in men...Cover Up! Every chick agrees that Studio 54 unbuttoned to the navel is NOT a good look!
H.O.D.A The Houston Dodgeball Association. Created and founded by Rod in 2004. There have been 3 tournaments so far?
Theresa offered this up in retalliation to Rod's plea to Bro-Vember. Hooker Used by Rod as a term of endearment towards Theresa and Jessica on the show.
Huckleberry As in "I'm your Huckleberry" from the movie Tombstone, said by friend of the show Val Kilmer while portraying Doc Holiday.
Irish Curse Rod's tiny wiener! Itchy Pickle The band Rod wants to start with his 10 minutes of free time each week.
J The Bs Said when someone grabs his junk during the show. Rod adds, 'Ladies should 'J' their mans 'Bs' a lot! Jelly Doughnut We think it's illegal for you to call the station and tell us when you see a cop is staked out shooting radar. If you were to call in and give a jelly doughnut spotting on the side of the road, it's beyond our control. Junk Male sexual organ.
Lohan-ed Having too much to drink. Lindsay Lohan is our patron saint of partying. Being Lohan-ed, usually involves your friends taking a picture of you at your worst, and posting them on the net for all to see. See Lohan-ed album HERE.
Man Ass Former WWE wrestler Chyna has a Man Ass. Rod's Mom sees this every week on the TV show Nip/Tuck. Manion Theresa needs assistance at all times. If she finds herself in a rare situation where Minion and Mini-Minion are unavailable. Any available will step in to serve, and assume the Manion role. Mini-Minion Theresa's demands on the Minion were so sever that Natalee needed her own Minion to help pitch in. Hailey The Intern used to be the Mini-Minion. Minion A title formerly held by Natalee The Intern. Theresa is currently looking for a new assistant or Minion if you will. Misers The promotional crew at The Buzz. Rod claims has only received 1 free cd since joining The Buzz in January of 04.
Nip and Tuck
A favorite TV show of everyone on the Rod Ryan Show. While Nip/Tuck is the actual name of the television show on FX, we have adopted the Momma Ryan way of saying it..."Nip and Tuck."
O.G. The term means "Original Gangsta" Rod claims to be "O.G" even though he is clearly the most alabaster white person on the planet. O.G. The term DOES NOT mean "Old Guy!!!!!
Panties Rod's obsession with this word remains a mystery. If it's said on the air, you know Rod will say it at least half a dozen times at an obnoxious octave. Also served as official entry forms for our "Panties For Pit Passes" promotion. Panty Drawer, The The second step towards the end of your life, and your chick's first step in taking over all your drawers, moving on to the closet. A sign you are probably washing her panties. Pumpkin Head Kelly Osborne, Survey sez... Rod may still hit it.
Rice Crispies Feet Travis used to make Rice Crispies Treats in the shape of his feet. Highly sought after and only sold occasionally at charity functions.
Steak and BJ Day Mark your calendars now. 30 days after the "Chick" holiday better known as Valentine's Day comes the greatest Man holiday of them all. March 14, Steak and BJ day. No flowers, cards, or mushy stuff...just provide your man with the 2 basic things to sustain life. If you really want to go all out ladies provide an ice cold beer to go with your present.
Sup? Meaning What's Up? Said by Rod usually at a very long annoying rapid fire style. i.e Sup-Sup-Sup-Supsupsup! Survey Sez Rod likes to go to the board to see if he would have sweet relations with the particular chick involved in the topic. According to our records, the survey has said yes every time.
Rod rips off from the best of them...This is a 'Classic' Chris Berhman line from ESPN. Rod will use this as he counts down to special date such as his obnoxious countdown to Steak and BJ Day on March 14. Toothbrush, The A symbol that you chick is starting to get comfortable in your relationship, and needs a toothbrush in your bathroom 24/7. This is the firs step to the end of your life. Tubesday Owns Said on Tubesday. Rod and Theresa love it, and that’s all that matters. W
Warlocks In reference to a chicks kickin set of boobs. If Rod sees a clothed picture of a chick he may state that he would really like to see those "Warlocks."
Wazted A condition that the show members get from time to time on the weekends. Would Ja? Rod's little game when he sees a hot chick. He likes to survey the group to see who would hit the subject being examined. It is unsure whether Rod has ever said no!