1. A Man Tries to Smuggle Drugs Into Jail in His Butt ... Then Punches Another Inmate For Breaking Wind
A 32-year-old man in Indiana turned himself in to jail on Friday for an attempted murder charge. But deputies caught him trying to smuggle tobacco and marijuana inside in his BUTT, so he got a few extra felony charges. And the next day, he punched another inmate for breaking wind . . . which got him another felony charge.
So Terrence got a felony battery charge tacked on.
3. A Guy Got Busted for DUI ... After Plowing Into a Parked Cop Cruiser With Its Lights Flashing
A 25-year-old in Florida got busted for DUI last Wednesday around 1:30 in the morning, after he plowed into the back of a COP car that was stopped on the side of the road with its LIGHTS flashing. And when he failed his sobriety test, he told them he wouldn't even be able to do what they were asking him if he was SOBER.